THE POOR MUPPETS
1-800-MUPLIFE
That’s it. I’m calling that number. ooc: no seriously, I am.
I really have no idea what happens when you call that number. So if you get some sort of Muppet sex line, it’s not my...
occ: oh my god you are fabulous, I see why I’m having an affair with you now.
That’s it. I’m calling that number. ooc: no seriously, I am.